birthday toasts and funny sayings give us a chance to laugh at the
trials and tribulations of growing older. Afterall, advancing
birthdays are much better than the alternative.
there's a significant birthday in your
future -- a birthday
zero or a five -- celebrate with guests and offer a funny
birthday toast. Remember
what Marie Antoinette
them eat cake"
hundreds of humorous birthday toasts.
You've no doubt heard some of these funny birthday sayings:
- Lordy Lordy --
Look who's 40
- Isn't it
nifty--Fred is 50.
Here are a few
- Now that he's
30, he's no longer nerdy.
- To 60 years
and Social Security
time to show some maturity.
years and he's going strong
hunk. . . but not for long.
party guests have a good sense of humor, you might
want to pull out these adaptations below of
popular birthday sayings and stories or check out this collection of baby boomer humor:
birthday toasts and sayings
You're over the
hill when your back goes out more
than you do.
strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't
-- Jack Benny
know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and
then think about what else you might do while you're down there.
generation gap is one war in which everybody eventually changes sides.
-- Cyril Connolly
on the golden age (slightly modified from an
years have come at last,
Why don't I feel this is a blast?
I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew. What can I do?
My memory shrinks. My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell..I look like hell.
My body's drooping, got trouble pooping.
And people ask, "Why am I stooping?"
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years can kiss my ass.
life on the highway
As a senior citizen was driving
down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong
way on 280. Please be careful."
"Hell," said Herman,
"It's not just one car.
It's hundreds of them!"
and sayings celebrating wisdom
for the glorious middle ages
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