Humorous birthday toasts Humorous birthday toasts and funny sayings give us a chance to laugh at the trials and tribulations of growing older. Afterall, advancing birthdays are much better than the alternative.
There are hundreds of humorous birthday toasts. You've no doubt heard some of these funny birthday sayings:
If your birthday party guests have a good sense of humor, you might want to pull out these adaptations of popular birthday sayings and stories: Humorous birthday toasts and sayings You're over the
hill when your back goes out more
than you do. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -- Jack Benny You
know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and
then think about what else you might do while you're down there. The
generation gap is one war in which everybody eventually changes sides. Dr. Seuss on the golden age (slightly modified from an earlier version) The golden
years have come at last,
Why don't I feel this is a blast? I cannot see, I cannot pee. I cannot chew. What can I do? My memory shrinks. My hearing stinks. No sense of smell..I look like hell. My body's drooping, got trouble pooping. And people ask, "Why am I stooping?" The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass. Senior
life on the highway As a senior citizen was driving
down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's
voice urgently
warning him, "Hell," said Herman,
"It's not just one car.  See also Toasts and sayings celebrating wisdom Toasts for the glorious middle ages Retirement toasts Toast tips Return from Humorous birthday toasts to home page
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