Writing a retiring teacher tribute can be a daunting task because when a beloved teacher retires, life pauses for a moment. When a teacher is retiring after being in the classroom of one school for many years, their departure is like the end of an era.
The retirement of a special teacher is watershed event for a generation of students. We associate favorite teachers with our youth -- a time when life was vibrant and schedules seemed simpler.
Those mentors who gave us understanding and advice after others had crushed our fragile egos will always have a special place in our hearts. Likewise the no-nonsense teachers who challenged us and, in the process, taught us the joy of learning, helped shape our careers and our success.
By the same token, teachers get an immense amount of pleasure from their students' successes. In addition to preparing a teacher retirement tribute, those who plan the retirement party should invite past students as surprise guests. That is one sure way to delight the retiree.
There are many well-known quotes about education and teachers that you can work into a retiring teacher tribute. You might also try one of the following ideas as an outline for your teacher retirement speech:
Consider putting together a memory book for a retiring teacher and ask past students or pincipals to write messages to include. Those who do not teach can scarcely imagine how much this will mean. If you need convincing, check out this PBS feature on 91-year-old Flossie Lewis.
Create a fictitious report card that applies to the teacher’s strength with grades for such qualities as:
(You get the idea. You can be serious or funny according to the personality of the retiring teacher.)
For high school teachers who spend much of their time helping students get into college, develop an application form or a letter of recommendation for retirement. For elementary school teachers who are always dealing with kids with the sniffles or hurt places, create a commendation from a fictitious doctor's office or health department.
Write a letter home to the husband or children similar to a letter the teacher might have written to a parent of a student with some issue. Offer humorous advice about coping with a newly retired teacher.
Create a lesson plan for retirement. The plan could have periods for discussions about time management activities, quizzes by financial advisors or shopping at the grocery story during non-peak times..
Pretend to call an unscheduled meeting after school to discuss the new policy on school dress codes, haircuts, backpacks or other things about kids that the administration expects teachers to deal with. Stress how important the meeting is including how it trumps time to get a lunch break.
Create a mock-up daily schedule that includes before school bus duty, teaching classes , doing substitute duty during the planning period, an after-school meeting followed by a parent conferences and a two-minute bathroom break.
Write an imaginary letter from a grateful parent who acknowledges all the extra effort the retiring teacher invested in her son or daughter to get them on the honor roll, to pass the class or to get into college.
If you use your imagination and consider all the tasks an educator performs, there are dozens of ways you can tailor those tasks to fit a retirement tribute while adding a little humor. Have some fun and make your retiring teacher tribute a message that will be fitting for one who has touched the lives of hundreds of students.
This bogus teacher retirement speech takes a humorous look at the low points of teaching. Most all of the stereotypes that teachers know about are included. How many will you identify with? .
The video has problems with some spots visually because of the way the fake beard makes the pixels gyrate but the really artful part of this is the sound . . . which is not affected. Enjoy the laugh.